Archive for November, 2007
Sure, you might have lost a limb while in the service of your country,
by schwim on Nov.23, 2007, under Miscellaneous
But you did it so these women could bitch about you swimming in the community pool because you didn’t pay and were scaring the children.
Care to view our latest fashions, sir?
by schwim on Nov.21, 2007, under Spam
Found this in my comment spam.
Just a quick question. Are there now special clothes for a cross dresser? Back when I cross dressed, we just grabbed our wives’ clothes. Now you have to buy special clothing?
Freaking wimps.
Should something be “permitted”? Why, just ask Mark.
by schwim on Nov.21, 2007, under Miscellaneous
Like what, you say? Well, anything at all. You pick the topic at hand, and Mark will tell you if it should be allowed to continue, or whether you are to be deemed a freeloader and thus pushed to the outer ring of e-society and no longer allowed to use the right half of your keyboard.
For all you P2P guys? Bad news. Mark has already decided that you are freeloaders.
If this guy can’t be bothered, what chance do we have?
by schwim on Nov.18, 2007, under Humorous, Spam
My wife forwarded a scam mail to me a couple of days ago because I like to reply to them if it seems that they’ve put some effort into their attempt to steal my money. I can appreciate the time it takes to carefully craft a deceptive body of text, gently stroking my greed while being careful not to tug too hard and wake up my common sense. If they are well thought out and executed, I reward them with what I hope is a funny reply that they can have a laugh with their cohorts over.
Here’s what was forwarded to me:
| From: | MICROSOFTWORD LOTTERY <mswlottery@adelphia.net> |
|---|---|
| Reply-To: | woolholdingscenter@hotmail.com |
Congratulations, Your email address has emerged the winner of the MSW WINNINGS PROGRAMMMES held on 1ST November 2007.You have been approved for a sum of 5,500,000.00 GBP.To claim contact: Mr. Garry Wool E-mail: woolholdingscenter@hotmail.com Tel: +4470 4573 3591 INFORMATIONS REQUIRED: NAMES: ADDRESS: TEL: Sincerely.
This guy does not get a reply.
Happy birthday, big guy.
by schwim on Nov.10, 2007, under Humorous
Happy 232nd birthday. Semper gumby, yut, ooh rah and all that other good stuff.
I get to sleep in a bed tonight and you don’t.
And to my loyal readers, it was great knowing all two of you.
by schwim on Nov.03, 2007, under Humorous
It seems that my blog is destined to fail. Hey, I’m as bummed about this as you are. Well, I’m probably a lot more bummed than you are, since you’re either indifferent or actually happy about it.
When logging in to do my quasi-monthly posting, I noticed in the news block of the Wordpress admin section, this title:
“Be More Than a Blip in the Blogosphere”
It seems that not only are you supposed to write these blogs, but you’re also supposed to promote them.
Who knew?
