But how do they administer suppositories?
by schwim on Dec.09, 2007, under Humorous
In what must be considered “If this happens to you, you deserve it”, friends and family were bilked out of more than $800,000 by Stacey and Brent Eric Finley.
How? Brent told them that Stacey was a CIA agent that could hook them up by having their medical problems diagnosed via satellite imaging.
But wait, there’s more.
He then told them that after a problem was detected, secret agents would administer medicine to them while they slept.
Holy dipshit, Batman. I mean, come on. My biggest query is how this “family” that got taken managed to continue procreating long enough to make it to the age of technology, complete with satellites that could detect medical problems and agents that would break into your house with Preparation-H and Aleve. You would have figured that they would have died out trying to figure out which end of the offpsring to feed.
You hear stories of tragedy and you feel actual pain for the victim. This is not one of those stories.
