She’s not a whore…
by schwim on Dec.09, 2007, under Humorous
She just isn’t discriminating in regards to who can use her vagina.
I guess that’s what these women were shooting for. They want you to quit thinking they’re sluts. They don’t want to stop being sluts, but they’d like you to have the decency not to think it of them.
They state that making people feel bad for spreading the love isn’t doing anyone any good and they’d like to remap the way we think about whores.
Quote from the article: “Instead, they want both women and men to think about what each of them really wants out of a sexual encounter, and negotiate how to get it.”
Kind of like a barter system, right? I can totally get behind this. In the past, people like me didn’t have much chance of getting lucky because we didn’t have much to offer. We didn’t have much to offer because we were never allowed to bring anything outside of body parts into the negotiations.
It can be a totally different experience now however if our two researchers get their way:
Guy: “Hey, you want to come back to my place?”
Girl: “Why?”
Guy: “Because I’d like to put my weenie inside of you.”
Girl: “But you make me feel physically ill.”
Guy: “I’ll give you an ’84 Corolla and whatever is in my fridge.”
Girl: “Throw in an Amazon gift card, and you’ve got yourself a receptacle for the night, big boy.”
After reading the article, it seems that they’re right. What they describe isn’t a slut.
It’s a prostitute.
