Archive for December, 2007
That’s not a gun!
by schwim on Dec.06, 2007, under Humorous
How bad would it suck to be deaf, naked and then tased?
Why just ask Donnell Williams.
But it’s just a back massager! Honest!
by schwim on Dec.06, 2007, under Humorous
Dan Ireland, who is the executive director of the Alabama Citizens’ Action Program, was quoted as saying:”Laws are made to protect the public. Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves.”
What was he talking about? Guns? Alcohol? Maybe drugs? No.
I bet violence.
No, that wasn’t it either.
Then what could he have possibly been talking about?
For a hoodlum, he’s got a level head on his shoulders.
by schwim on Dec.04, 2007, under Humorous
After being in a knife fight, our subject, Raymond Martin found that he had been stabbed in the throat, and visited the local hospital. When the hospital involved the police, our man Raymond declined assistance, stating “I messed with someone I shouldn’t have and got what I deserved.” and walked off into the night.
And a Happy Thanksgiving to you, Cpl. O’Connor.
by schwim on Dec.03, 2007, under Miscellaneous
As a child, my parents took great pains to teach me to respect an officer of the law simply because he was an officer of the law. It never entered into the equation whether he was a decent person or not. He was an officer of the law, so he had to be a good guy.
There is a reason I don’t subscribe to this train of thought when teaching my daughter life’s lessons. A good example of why can be viewed here.
It’s not that I have anything against relaxed standards
by schwim on Dec.01, 2007, under Kitchen
but when they’re used to build the home that my family lives in, I get a little concerned.
Over the course of too long of a period of time, I’ve been remodeling portions of my home. I’ve often run into “creative” building practices, but while working in the kitchen, I’ve found some of the most mind boggling things I’ve ever come across in all my years of hitting things with a hammer.
