E-Dribble

From them:

NOTIFICATION CENTER <aon.912663788.bergaktiv@aon.at> wrote:

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
We happily announce to you that your email address emerged as the
winner of Prize Amount: 750,000.00GBP Seven Hundred And Fifty Thousand
Great British Pound Sterlings(GBP) in our Uk National lottery
programme for this quarter of the year.
In other to claim, you are required to contact the claims officer via
the contact email address below
Mrs Celine Johnson
Email:- agentceline_uklottery_001@yahoo.com
OR   :- Agentceline_uklottery_002@yahoo.co.uk

You should provide the following information below for claims
verification;
1 ) Full Names:.....................
2 ) Sex:............................
3 ) Age:............................
4 ) Nationality.....................
5 ) Country of Residence:...........
6 ) Phone Numbers:..................
7 ) Occupation:.....................
8 ) Mode of Disbursement............
(a) Bank Transfer (b) Courier Delivery
Cheers on your winning.
Sincerely,
Sir.Mark Dulle
Co-ordinator(UK NATIONAL LOTTERY).

From me:

Man, this really couldn’t have come at a better time. I was just wondering when one of these lotteries that I never entered in countries in which I don’t reside were going to pay off big. I mean think about it, there must be a quarter million raffles, lotteries, sweepstakes and giveaways going on at any given moment. As of 2007, there were 6.65 billion people on the earth. That means that I should have a 1 in 26,600 chance of winning.

Those are pretty good fucking odds. I’ve seen lotteries for millions of dollars, givaways including homes in the Keys, raffles with used underwear of the stars. Unfortunately, I ended up winning a lottery with a pittance of a reward. I will however, take what I can get. Who am I to sneeze at 3/4 of a million in great British Sterling Pounds (your ridiculous dragging out of the GBP).

Let’s get down to business, shall we? The quicker I get this money, the quicker I can buy some friends and women.

1 ) Full Name: json.  I'm kind of like Prince or Madonna.  I don't need another name.
2 ) Sex: One time, I got to second base with a cousin.
3 ) Age: She was 12
4 ) Nationality American Asian African
5 ) Country of Residence: US
6 ) Phone Numbers: 828-555-1212.  Ask for json
7 ) Occupation: Lottery winner.
8 ) Mode of Disbursement: (c) Carrier Pigeon

Thanks very much for thinking of me. I’m looking very much forward to having so much money that I can wipe my ass with it*.

thanks,
json