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Toader and Marianna Osan of Parma, Ohio love their son.

They say that love is blind.

Marianna and Toader’s love for their 13 year old son is so blind, they should be able to get a disabled tag for their car. And a striped cane.

M.O.(as he’s known in court documents) decided to make a MySpace page for his principal. Not knowing what the principal truly liked to do on his off-time, he listed his hobbies as “giving students anal” and “jacking off in my office,” and named his heroes as Michael Jackson, Adolph Hitler, and Saddam Hussein.

M.O. was expelled from Hillside Middle School, where he attended the 8th grade.

Let’s recap. A 13 year old made a page on MySpace under the guise that it was created by his principal and listed his hobbies as raping the students, using sex toys and listed his heroes as people like Hitler.

As parents, Toader and Marianna Osan had a lot of options open to them, in regards to how they might handle this and turn it into a learning experience for M.O.

What route did they decide on?

They’re suing the school for violating M.O.’s right to free speech.

Oddly, they didn’t seem to focus on either the libelous nature of the offense or the defamation of character that transpired. Instead, they were quoted as saying “disrespecting teachers outside of school is an age-old tradition, and one from which teachers neither need nor deserve protection…It would be naive to think that even the most popular principal is not the subject of student ridicule and parody.”

You guys get that? 13 year olds saying that their principals anally raped their students, loved Hitler and enjoyed the Purple Penetrator vibrator via a international platform is a tradition. It’s a rite of passage. Every 13 year old not only has the right to do this, it’s part of becoming a man.

If you wonder how this little bastard can get so fucked up by the age of 13, just look at his parents. As the Big Guy had dictated in the old testament; “Verily, I say unto you, dipshits beget dipshits.”