You gotta have priorities.
by schwim on May.13, 2008, under Humorous
I’m not going to give the guy a hard time about securing his case beer into his car with a seatbelt. After all, if you really like beer, you would want it to be safe in the event of an accident right? No ridicule for this, I salute his level of attentiveness towards the safety and security of his alcohol.
It’s the fact that he left his five year old in the backseat unbuckled that causes me to take a moment to consider his priorities. Maybe he thought that having arms allowed the boy to fend for himself in the case of an accident.
He’d better put that beer down if he wants to grab that “Parent of the Year” plaque that they’re sure to give him.
May 14th, 2008 on 10:37 am
I believe this driver is just a misunderstood bloke with abnormally refined survivalist skills. If we were to lose control of his vehicle and go barreling into a deep ravine, he could use the beer for sustenance, while maintaining his buzz for the duration. Five year olds are much to gamey and lack any mind numbing effects (debatable, I know).