E-Dribble

Our latest contestant:

Subject: FDV.Grant Award Donations!!!
From: “Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY” <mark02@zajoulnet.com>
Reply-To: Sir Mario Domenico <fdvoffice77@aim.com>

Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY
http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it
GRANT PIN NO.: (N-222-6747,E-900-56)

We bring to your notice the
decision by the Board of Trustees of Fondazione di
Vittorio to choose you as one of the final
recipients of a cash grant for your own personal,
educational,and business development.

To celebrate the new year and in coincidence
with our 31st anniversary,we are giving out
a donation of 500,000.00 Euro(Five Hundred Thousand Euro).
Each to 40 lucky recipients who there e-mail have been
selected from over 125,000 websites all over the globe,
as charity donations/aid from the Fondazione
di Vittorio, ECOWAS, EU and the UNO
in accordance with enabling acts of Parliament.

To File for your grant award you are expected
to send us the following detail to
facilitate the release of your grant prize.”(1)Full-Name,
(2)Age,(3)Sex,(4)Full Mailing Address and (5)Phone Number”.

Regards.
Sir Mario Domenico
Fondazione Representative
Contact E-mail:fdvoffice77@aim.com
Tele:+00393291419908

And his deserved response:

Hey there fuckstick,

Just a few points for you to ponder:

1) Umm, grant, award or donation…. which is it?  Did you just come up with all the “crapload of cash” keywords you could think of and throw it into the subject line?

2) If your email states that you are celebrating the new year, you should be closer than 6 months from the new year, since that’s the farthest you can possibly be from said new year.

3) If you’re going to provide a PIN, at least take the time to have it dynamically generated or else it works really well to match you against the 419 databases.
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I’m sure in your quest to get what’s in my bank account you don’t want to waste any time creating a story that might make me want to give you my account numbers, but surely you can take a little time to actually create some code that makes it a little harder to confirm that you’re just a lazy piece of shit.

4) For the love of Christ, an Italian firm wanting to give away 20 million Euro is not going to use an AOL Instant Messenger email address. If you link to http://www.fondazionedivittorio.it to lend your email some credibility, then you should really have an email address that uses the fondazionedivittorio.it domain. What, can the foundation not afford to provide you an email address?

5) How stupid are you to make the address at the bottom link to E-mail:fdvoffice77@aim.com? If the people you are sending this email to are stupid enough to send you money, then they are too stupid to realize that you’re too stupid to make a proper link. That’s like stupid squared, or something.

If you will simply strive to be just a little bit less of a fucktard, the chances are good that you may actually get to ruin someone’s life by stealing all their money. As it stands now though, you just look like a lazy and incompetent dipshit.

thanks,
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