Threetards
by schwim on Jun.26, 2008, under Humorous, Miscellaneous
Because I sometimes have a problem picking the best of the bunch:
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Assistant Recreation Supervisor Frank Vicchiarelli canceled the July 4th All-Star baseball game because it singles out some players as being better than others. I can’t wait to meet the future leaders that Frank has a hand in forming.
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Stephen Attard and some buddies went on a crime spree, using baseball bats and a crowbar to mug, rob and destroy. Cops say it’s because they were emulating the GTA game. Common sense says it’s because they’re morons:
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Kasey Edwards is blaming the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for not getting rid of the gators in Florida. It seems that he decided to go swimming in a canal that he knew to be infested with said gators. Oddly enough, one ate his left arm. Kasey will undoubtably looking for some monetary compensation for his hardships.
No swimming with alligators? Who knew?
