It seems that she would be too tired to write, what with all the globe hopping:
Subject: VERY URGENT: PLEASE CONTACT ME
From: LAQUANYA EVET HILLARD <HILLALE@MAIL.BROWARD.EDU>
I am Mrs.Vivian Walter,the wife of Mr.Edwards Walter,I am a citizen of the United states. My husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Saudi Arabia before he died in the year 2004. my husband deposited the sum of (12.5 Million Pounds) with a Bank.the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I can not ACTIVATE the ACCOUNT,the funds will be CONFISCATED.I just want you to Stand as beneficiary for the Funds.reach me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Mrs. Vivian Walter.
And the ever-helpful response:
So your name is Vivian Walter, with an email address of Laquanya
Hillard, who is an American citizen using a Japanese mail account discussing a dead husband that resided in Saudi Arabia?
Holy shit, you’re really bad at this.
EDIT: She’s on to us, and now using a hotmail account, since that adds a sense of legitimacy: email@example.com