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Subject: WE OFFER FINANCIAL SERVICES!!!
From: LOAN FIRM SERVICES <heryanto@len.co.id>

Reply-To: john_paulson@yahoo.cn

LOAN FIRM SERVICES

We are a fully registered and certified loan agency that offers loan And other kind of financial services, at a very low interest rate, within A maximum of 3 working days, to all genuinely interested individuals And co-operate financier for real estate and any kinds of business Financing across the globe.

We offer Loans to individuals, Firms and co-operate bodies at 3% interest rate per annum, Loan terms determinant. The Minimum/Smallest amount you can borrow is $5,000.00 US Dollars to Maximum of $10.Million.

Are you looking for funds to finance that project of yours, or you are Financially broke, Why not Come and get a very genuine loan, from a very Genuine and reliable source, and put a final stop to all your financial Needs. If interested in our financial services, contact our loan service, At:
E-mail:john_paulson@yahoo.cn
Contact Name: Mr. John Paulson
Tel: +2347038884969
Tel: 0117038884969

Hi there John, and thanks of thinking of me.

Just a couple of questions before I submit my loan request:

When you say that I can put a “final stop to all of my financial needs”, does that mean that I don’t need to pay you back? If so, then you can actually disregard all of the other questions. I’m ready to apply.

If you answered that I do need to repay the loan, then I would first like to point out that it doesn’t put a “final stop to all of my financial needs”. It just changes the recipients of my payments to your company. I’m still ass-deep in debt.

As well, I’m wondering: Why do you use free email accounts for your loan service? Can you not afford a domain or website? You’ll give me $10mil, but you can’t register a $10 domain name? This reflects poorly on your money management skills. You should really purchase a domain. It will lend you a sense of stability, or at least will assure some people that you’re an actual corporate entity.

While we’re at it, why are you sending mail from an Indonesian based account, but accepting mail via a Chinese webmail account? It can’t be that you’re a world traveler, simply because we’ve already established that you can’t afford a domain name and it’s very expensive to travel. Could it be that your company is that large? No, couldn’t be, since you’re using Yahoo mail to initiate million dollar deals. Ooh, I got it! You’re a piece of shit Nigerian scam artist! Wait, that can’t be it either, since you already told me that you’re fully registered and certified. You also stated that you were a very genuine and reliable source. Please forgive my ignorant assumptions. It’s more of a knee-jerk reaction than anything you’ve done to earn that label.

Finally, you ask if I’m financially broke and state that if I am, I need to come to you for a loan. Now I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but feel a duty as a fellow good-hearted human being to tell you that this is bad business. Just a quick rule of thumb:

If someone is “financially broke”, you should not loan them money. You most definitely should not loan them $10mil. We’ve established that you are a genuine, reliable, registered and finally, certified. You’re A-OK in my book, but what about these untrustworthy people that will prey on others’ naivety? This may come as a complete shock to you, but there are people out there that will actually make a good living by screwing people out of their money over the internet. I can see you shaking your head in disbelief, but I promise you, there are. You’re going to get an email one day from some low-life piece of shit stating that you won a lottery, or that they’re a dethroned prince and need to transfer money out of country, or that they’re a loan firm and want to give you a lot of money at an unbelievable rate. I’m just saying that you might want to consider raising the bar on what’s required to borrow money from you. Financially broke people should probably not be part of your target market. I would hate for you to lose your money before I get a chance to approve my loan.

I really look forward to your response. I’ve already picked out my Leer jet. Maybe we could have some tea together in Indonesia.

After the loan is approved, of course.

thanks,
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