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Subject: Awarded Cheque Of…
From: CHEVRON OIL/PETROLEM 2008 <info@chervronwinners.com>

Reply-To: chervrondeliverydepartment12@hotmail.com

CHEVRON OIL/PETROLEM 2008
Head Office
8,Macarthy Street,
P.M.B Box 166
Abuja, Nigeria.
Tel:+234-80-740-13-548

This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million,United States Dollars, ($1,000,000.00) for this year 2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by CHEVRON OIL/PETROLUEM 2008, your email was selected as our beneficiary and was selected from ourofice electronically.

(CONTACT FINANCE DEPARTMENT)
Name:Dr.Micheal Williams
Tel:+2348-0740-13548
Fax:+2348-0740-13548
E-mail:chervrondeliverydepartment12@hotmail.com

CONTACT THEM WITH THESE DETAILS
NAME:
ADDRESS:
COUNTRY:
PHONE:
FAX:

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number………………..CT 091026XN
Reff number………………….CT 095447XN
Winning number……………CT 097886XN
Thank you and Accept my hearty congratulations once again
Yours faithfully,
Dr.Micheal Williams

This man has earned a response.

Oddly enough, there is no Maccarthy street in Abuja Nigeria(check Google maps if you don’t believe me). Besides we all know there’s nothing but scamming fuck-sticks in Nigeria. Nobody would locate a headquarters there.

Then you actually mis-spell “petroleum” not once, but twice. First in the subject(petrolem), then in the body(petroluem). I suspect that Chevron would know how to spell “petroleum”. Add to this that the domain you sent from is chervronwinners.com… Well, I don’t want to be mean, but I’m sensing a theme here.

Oh and a Hotmail account for a doctor that works for Chevron headquarters? That’s just ingenious.

I’m going to ask this, and I don’t want you to get mad. I want you to be honest with me. You’re retarded, aren’t you? I don’t mean it in a bad sense, so don’t get all huffy with me. I’m serious. You poke yourself in the eye with your fork sometimes? Forget to take Mr. Winky out of his cage before going pee? Eat other people’s hair? It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You just have to want to overcome it, just like religion helps people overcome being gay. You can beat this.

The first step is constructing a believable scam. You can do it, I know you can.

I look forward to your next draft.

thanks,
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