The crime rate in FL is dropping
by schwim on Dec.10, 2008, under Humorous
Not because they’re not trying. Just because they’re being bred less competent. Two teens in Tampa were arrested while trying to steal a cop car. While the cops were still in it.
Within a couple generations, our collective level of intelligence may dip so low that we completely extinguish crime.
December 11th, 2008 on 2:09 pm
Well, CRUD, schwim!
You wouldn’t want them too smart. These are potential Florida voters we’re talking about here!
December 13th, 2008 on 1:01 am
The thieves are actually smart enough to know that the votes don’t count. They’re out stealing your hubcaps as as the rest of the Floridiots check boxes for people that don’t actually exist, but have instead been created by polls and demographics.