Some fun with spam
by schwim on Jan.16, 2009, under Spam
Look, I just don’t have the wherewhithall to draft a witty response, so I was checking the askimet spam queue in hopes of some comedy gold that I didn’t have to contribute to. I am so glad that I looked. Take these two nuggets of asshatedness as my gift to you. I give you retards of spam.
to: Admin – If You want to delete your site from my spam list, please sent url of your domain to my e-mail: stopspam@mail.net
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Wow, I can get my site deleted from their spam list! Spammers have gotten so much more courteous over the years. I can only imagine all the employees working diligently at their cubicles removing sites from their spam list.
I bet they farm the work out to India.
Attention All Site Owners: The following website openly promotes unfair tactics to gain high ranking in search engines! retardswithgooglefordummies.com Their members use dark art scripts free of charge. Those people are ruining the web! AVOID them at all costs!
Did you hear that guys? DO NOT VISIT THAT SITE! ALTHOUGH THEY WILL ROCKET YOUR DOMAIN TO THE TOP OF GOOGLE WITHIN SECONDS, THEY WILL DO IT WITH WIZARDRY, UP TO AND INCLUDING POINTY HATS AND WANDS!