Archive for February, 2009
Sure, they may eat raw fish and talk funny,
by schwim on Feb.27, 2009, under Miscellaneous
but they know useless when they see it. To add to this, they don’t mind calling a useless piece of shit… well, a useless piece of shit.
Japan never adopted the iPhone. In spite of giving them away, they’re still the odd man out. Why? Because it’s half the phone at twice the price in comparison to what they’re used to.
I believe you took our comments out of context.
by schwim on Feb.27, 2009, under Software
A while back, Steve Ballmer began telling everyone, most notably his corporate clients, that you will rue the day that you didn’t install Vista if you want Windows 7. It’s just like the “rinse and repeat” portion of the instructions on your shampoo bottle. They know that Vista was a stillborn, but still can’t help themselves from trying to sell some licenses.
Let’s move on though. They have been assuring consumers that they needn’t worry about the hardware requirements for 7. If your computer can run Vista, then you can run 7.
Oompa, oompa, oompa dee doo…
by schwim on Feb.09, 2009, under Spam
I swear to God, I think they’ve farmed the drafting of these emails out to a facility for the mentally incompetent:
From the greedy genius:
debomen@hetnet.nl wrote:
confirm your prize Lucky No 2-10-18-22-36-4/6.
Your Email have won €1,000,000.00.Euros in De Postcode Euro Millions Email Sweepstakes Program Corporation, held on the 5th of February, 2009 in The Netherlands. Your email address was selected via computer ballot along with other 50 million email addresses collected from the web internet across the globe and your email came up with a golden ticket number 2820151922 and Award Numbers NLD318/15/662, We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately for the claim.
Contact person, Micheal Van Holmes.
TEL:0031-659-019-056
Reply to E-mail: michealholmes@aol.nlYou are to contact your lottery agent with the following information’s:
Full Names:
Address:
Tel/Fax Numbers:
Occupations:
Date of Birth
Sex:
Nationality:
Award Numbers:
Amount Won:Yours Sincerely,
Promotion Coordinator
Mrs. Holly Pieter.
I wrote:
