I put on my robe and wizard hat…
by schwim on Apr.24, 2009, under Humorous
A dude in a wizard’s outfit decides he doesn’t want to wear it anymore so he disrobes. No big deal, but he’s in the middle of Coachella. The cops ask him to put his clothes on, but he refuses. They plead and he holds his ground. After roughly two minutes, the police decide to detain him, which the wizard does not approve of. It ends in a fantastic multi-tasering of the unfortunately endowed gentleman.
Now, for clarification, I didn’t find the situation between the wizard and the police very funny. It just kind of made me sad that were I to be tried for a crime within the US justice system, this man would be considered my peer.
No, what I found so humorous were the shouts from the crowd during the tussle.
It’s all on video!
It’s almost as if the guy yelling that wasn’t actually there. You’ve got some spaced out fuckwit that refuses to be clothed in a public area, it’s bound to end poorly.
The whole world is watching!
This is my favorite part of the whole fiasco. This is something you yell during the witness of grave injustices against humanity. Since these dipshits don’t have any real injustices to draw from, it seems they’ll just shout it out at any occasion.
Mom, why did Joey get the PlayStation 3 and I only got an iPhone?
Because Joey asked for the PlayStation, Bobby.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!
April 24th, 2009 on 8:06 pm
Unfortunately endowed indeed! The cops took the wrong approach, though. They should have just made him aware of his predicament by pointing and laughing at him hysterically. If they had been convincing enough, I’m sure the crowds would have started participating….
Then again, the taser was probably the more humane option.
April 24th, 2009 on 10:13 pm
wow that guy had a small penis lol… funny Video im suprised the police didnt try harder than that to get the guy to put his robe back on
April 24th, 2009 on 10:34 pm
There but for the grace of God, go I.
April 24th, 2009 on 10:35 pm
There’s such a thing as cruel and unusual punishment. The upside is that the dude was so spaced out, when he views the video on the interweb, it will be completely new to him and he’ll get to enjoy it just like the rest of us.
April 25th, 2009 on 8:19 am
Not so magic a wand, then. At least he didn’t claim to be invisible.
April 25th, 2009 on 10:27 am
Maybe part of him was invisible