Did I say one million? No, I think I said one schmillion.
by schwim on Jul.14, 2009, under Humorous
Cheney Mason, a lawyer, went on Dateline and dared anyone to try to prove that his client was able to drive across two states and commit a crime in the time that prosecuters all alleged. In fact, he offered one million dollars to the person that could prove it.
Dustin Kolodziej proved it. He went so far as to video tape the trip.
Woops.
Mr. Mason claims that his offer was simply hyperbole and was not to be taken seriously. See, Mr. Mason is worried about paying a million bucks to some dude. His client on the other hand is probably a little ticked that his attorney just paid someone a million bucks to prove that he was completely capable of committing the crime.
I have commented on some seriously retarded lawyers and as you all know, I don’t hold the profession in very high esteem.
That being said, I would like to congratulate Mr. Mason on putting himself securely at the top of the steaming pile. If I ever find myself in a legal dispute, I pray to God that Mr. Mason is heading the opposing team.
