We also offer a carry-along scrotum sack.
by schwim on Aug.05, 2009, under Humorous
Batshit crazy and can’t quite figure out how to let others know? Well, you need to stick one of your dead relatives into one of these handy urns! Shaped remotely like your loved one’s head, you can have a ceramic version of the dead one inside staring at you at any time. I usually don’t bother paying any attention to something like this, as I don’t get the whole “burn you up or stick you in the ground” deal. I mean, they’re dead. They’re not going to be bothered one way or the other. I do realize that the things we do to dead people are for the ones still alive.
That being said, if my loved ones ever feel the need to incinerate me and put me inside a ceramic likeness of my head, I’m going to come back and fuck with them.
