But what’s my favorite food?
by schwim on Aug.19, 2009, under Humorous
The CDC did a study and found that the average computer gamer is 35, fat and depressed.
I was totally going to rip this apart until I realized that I’m 3435, fat… and well, if you’ve read any posts on the site, you’ve got a good idea of my inner workings.
Kind of spooky, really.
edit: I’m 35. Now, not only am I to fear their omniscience, I have the additional burden of knowing that I can’t count.
August 19th, 2009 on 10:15 pm
Pizza, right? Your favourite food is pizza.
August 19th, 2009 on 11:19 pm
The lovehandles never lie
August 20th, 2009 on 9:09 am
Gee, I’m none of the above. Guess that explains why I was never much of a gamer. I like pizza though…….
The CDC, eh? Is there an implication that gaming is a disease?
August 20th, 2009 on 9:19 am
See? It’s amazing! You’re not fat, 35, nor are you depressed SO YOU CAN’T BE A GAMER!
Uncanny!