I figured he’d be eating out of their hands by now.
by schwim on Aug.31, 2009, under Humorous
Two officers tried to catch a llama….
I know. This could be a great start for a joke. Stick with me though.
They tazed it.
Twice.
Then they shot it.
From the article:
The deputies each shot the adult llama with their Tasers, but it had no effect, Amazi said. One deputy shot it with a firearm, but the animal continued to elude them, she said.
If you ever taze a llama twice before shooting it, don’t be surprised if it doesn’t come to you when you call it.
So why go to all the trouble of tazing and shooting a llama?
“It’s causing a traffic issue” and eating flowers and garden plants, Amazi said.
That’s some mighty fine police work there, Lou.
August 31st, 2009 on 6:48 pm
Glad they got him in time!
It’s a little known fact that llamas have been capturing humans for some time and forcing them to import certain herd leaders to the US to lay groundwork for the llama revolution to come. Hopefully we got this one before he hacked into the DOD computers. Once we waterboard him he’ll tell us everything we need to know and another dire threat to our national security will be thwarted!
Thank [enter appropriate deity here - or not] for Dick Cheney!!!
August 31st, 2009 on 6:52 pm
I for one welcome our llama overlords.
September 12th, 2009 on 8:24 pm
At the risk of quoting a Disney flick … “Bad Llama!”