Using linux will make your penis shrink.
by schwim on Sep.06, 2009, under Humorous, Software
If there was any part of your being, no matter how small, that thought the techs at BestBuy had any knowledge concerning computers, this should snuff that out.
Microsoft partnered with BestBuy to create a tutorial/exam designed to show the techs why Microsoft Windows 7 was a superior choice to linux.
I shit you not when I say that it’s a fantastic read. The original post lost it’s images, but I’ve linked to a mirror, so hopefully you will get to witness exam in all it’s bullshit.
September 9th, 2009 on 10:44 pm
WOW! I’ll have to make a point of asking about Linux next time I’m in Best Buy.
September 10th, 2009 on 7:21 pm
now i know why i got a small penis
September 10th, 2009 on 10:12 pm
< looking down >
I must really like linux.
September 11th, 2009 on 1:52 am
you’ll go blind there if you keep looking at its size or lack of it