Ooh! I want to do my part to help!
by schwim on Nov.30, 2009, under Humorous
I’m slacking, I know. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. I’ve laid block, torn whole exterior walls out and replaced them with windows. Oh, and I spent four days at my in-law’s for Thanksgiving. That’ll curb your productivity. All this time, the Christmas deadline has been looming over my head so you can imagine how it hurts me to let the more fantastic articles and spam fly by without putting finger to keyboard.
This, though…. this I just couldn’t let go by without doing my part. “Twitter is the most used word of 2009″.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. I’ve already done a lot to help this happen. I feel I could do more though. So, before I go mud my living room, I’m going to do what I can to ensure that no word sneaks up to try to unseat Twitter.
My ex-wife found my family on Facebook, so now I could follow her updates on Twitter if I wanted. This great new social fad makes this possible. Imagine my elation.
Although it’s the most popular social network at the moment, the developers of Twitter are too stupid to figure out how to make it profitable. After years of operating in the red, the geniuses that created such a great technology think they’ve finally figured out how to make it profitable. They’re going to try advertising. Just another example of Twitter’s thinking outside the box.
Miley Cyrus, the pole dancing teen hero that likes being a part of nude photo shoots says you shouldn’t use Twitter any more. In fact, she raps about it. This is unfortunate, since Ms. Cyrus is the perfect Twit.
I bought this shirt to help spread the word about Twitter.
and finally, in case all of the others are too ambiguous:
If you use Twitter, chances are great that you’re a mindless sheep.
December 1st, 2009 on 12:54 am
I have a small admission to make: I, too, helped make Twitter the most used word of 2009. (Note 1)
It’s not what you’re thinking though, because my usage was more along the lines of: “Fucking Twitter”, “God, I hate Twitter”, and “Oh no, not another dickless Twitter freak”. You know, I suppose that last one is literally true in the case of your ex-wife.
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Note 1: A small point of order, if I may. Wouldn’t “a”, “the” and “of” all qualify as more used than “Twitter”? And I would have thought “who” would be climbing the charts … as in “George W. who?”
December 2nd, 2009 on 1:26 am
I would like the job of deciding which words don’t count. There’s money to be made there.
If you need a pick-me-up, check out the comments on the 419 Russian dating scam. It’s funny, but when it comes to their pee-pee, men are fucking retards. That post has gotten 10 times the hits of any other 419 post and Richard(whose comments can be found on the post) is sure that it’s the real deal.
December 7th, 2009 on 5:06 am
Richards n0t quite there, though some might think im not either
but he complains about the word ” porn ” in a post i made once as a CM on fedoraforum, i think he needs a good root or a root
December 7th, 2009 on 6:53 pm
Fixed it for you, Greg
December 7th, 2009 on 8:59 pm
your so thoughtful json thanks man