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From: febian george <febiangeorge8@sify.com>
Date: Dec 16
Reply-to: febiangeorge202@sify.com
Subject: HELLO

I have US$33m to invest and if you are interested contact me for further details I am looking forward to hearing from you. via e_mail, febiangeorge202@sify.com

yours sincerely,
DR,Febian George
For the Family

I feel I owe Febian something in exchange for all the time he’s going to save me in the future:

Hi there Febian,

I must say that I’ve come up blank on something you can invest in, so I must sadly decline your completely anonymous and random solicitation attempting to give me your hard earned money to invest in shit you know nothing about. However, your email got me thinking.  I’ve spent my whole life actually qualifying people before I attempt to invite them to do something that can put my welfare at risk.  After reading your email however, I’ve come to realize that I can dispose of all the extra shit and just ask practically anyone anything I’d like.  If you don’t mind, I’m going to start with you, since you, better than anyone else I know understand what took an epiphany for me to realize.  Here goes:

Hi there Febian,

I recently agreed to kill two men and I have dispatched the job at hand without issue.  I now find myself, however, needing some assistance in disposing of the bodies.  I’m writing to ask your assistance, either by physically assisting me in getting rid of them or by offering me some pointers in disposing of them myself.  The bodies are currently residing in the trunk of my car.  If needed, I can supply the address that I reside at to help you if you decide to actually assist me in getting rid of them.  I know I can completely trust you not to share this information with anyone that might disapprove of these murders.

yours sincerely,
Hitman, json
For the Mafia