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Your stories grow tiresome and unamusing… touch my monkey.

by schwim on Jan.29, 2010, under Spam

From: SERGENT CHUCK WHITE FITTE <sgt._chuck_whitee@o2.pl>
Reply-To: sgt._chuck_white@o2.pl

Subj: CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE

Hello,

My name is Chuck White Fitte. An American soldier serving in the Military of the 1st Armored Division in Hilla, 100km (60 miles) south of the capital, Baghdad Iraq. As you know, we are being attacked daily by insurgents and car bombings. I stumbled into a storage vault belonging to Uday Hussein.Saddam Hussein’s oldest son and discovered funds belonging to his family. The total amount is US$28.450 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills tightly tied in $1000.00 bundles. I want to secretly move this money to a reputable/sincere person for investment purposes. This is the reason for contacting you.

I am ready to compensate you with good percentage of the funds. The only thing i require from you is just for you to assist in moving the funds out of Iraq because Iraq is a war zone. I plan on using diplomatic means to shipping the money out as military cargo, using diplomatic immunity to London with the aid of my school friend who base in the U.K and has a chamber in central london. If you are interested I will send you his full details. My job is to find a good and respectable partner with great repute that i can trust that will assist. Can i trust you? When you receive this letter,kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers which i will send to him for futher instructions.
This is 100% risk free.
All responses to:-
sgt._chuck_white@o2.pl

Respectfully,
Sgt.Chuck White Fitte.

You would think that you be required to be able to at least spell your rank.

You mis-spelled sergeant, you fucking retard.

I could go on, but you know what sergent? This scam has grown so old, it’s not even fun to mock you.

Do me a favor, and check out these links:

http://www.infosprite.com/2010/01/25/i-liked-him-better-when-he-was-a-hot-chick/
http://www.infosprite.com/2009/10/22/they-sell-websters-at-the-bx/

After reading these, do me another favor. Stop being a complete incapable douche bag and come up with something new. The whole world has grown tired of your copying and pasting.

thanks,
json

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