E-Dribble

You really make it tough for those of us that don’t keep records.

by schwim on Feb.03, 2010, under Spam

From: David Benton <bentondav@web2mail.com>
Reply-To: bentonda@gmx.com

Subj: Attention

This is For your Attention:

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary
to the total sum of Four million Two hundred and Fifty Seven Thousand
Seventeen Pence (British Pounds Sterling) in the intent of the deceased
(names now withheld since this is our second letter to you).
We
contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore we
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since there was
no written will. Our legal services aim to provide our private clients
with a complete service. We are happy to prepare wills, set-up and
administer Trusts, carry out the administration of estates and
prepare and administer Powers of Attorney.
All the papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your
acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to this
email: bentonda@gmx.com
Your letter of acceptance your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at
our High court probate division for the release of this sum of
money to you.

Yours Sincerely,
David Benton
bentonda@gmx.com

Withheld? Two can play that game, Mr. Benton.

Hi there David and thanks so much for notifying me of this again! I replied to you the last time you contacted me, but I guess you were busy helping other beneficiaries get their money. Now that you’re ready to work with me again, I want to get this processed as quickly as possible as the money couldn’t come at a better time. You see, I’ve begun breeding Nigerians in a makeshift farm in my backyard. I plan on putting them to work writing scam emails as soon as they gain confident control of their fingers. I’m going to need a lot of money to make this work though, so let’s get started. Here’s my info that you asked for.

Name: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Date of Birth: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Social Security Number: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Credit Card account with most money available: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Bank account(with routing number): (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Penis Length: 5 inches
Mailing Address: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)
Phone Number: (now withheld since this is my second letter to you)

I can’t wait to get this wrapped up, David. I’m very much looking forward to that check. To expedite this, please send all future correspondence to (now withheld since this is my second letter to you) as it’s the email account that I check the most often.

thanks,
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