E-Dribble

It seems Alibaba has some skeletons in his closet:

From: Mr Adada Dilshad <crusadersails@btconnect.com>
Reply-To: wahidadada300@yahoo.co.jp

Subject: Charity Funds

Hello Friend,

I am Mr. Adada an Oil merchant in Iraq; i have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts, just recently my doctor inform me i have a few weeks to live due to the esophageal cancer. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars $15, 000, 000,00 that I have with a Financial institution abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to
charity organizations. It may interest you to know that i once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.

God be with you.

Mr. Adada

I’m shocked that you think my time is worth so little.

Dear Mr. Dilweed,

First allow me to say how sorry I am that you’re going to die soon. Secondly, allow me to say I hope you make all efforts to stay alive until we’ve worked out the problems with your financial offering. There are some fantastic advancements that have been made in medicine. As long as you promise to be careful and not squander my money on it, I would hope that you impress upon the doctors how important it is that you remain with us until this transaction is finished.

Now, I would like to discuss the amounts of compensatory money that you are proposing. It seems to me that for all the shitty things you’ve done in this life, the amount of money you’re going to use to ease your conscience is a little on the light side. I mean 15 million? Bill Gates gives that away every time he finds a kid on the street using a Macintosh. Don’t think for a minute that you’re less evil than Bill Gates. Bill has been spending decades easing his conscience and he’s not even been told he’s going to die soon. That makes Bill a good guy. You spending 15 million after being such a complete fucktard and only after being told you’re about to take an eternal dirt nap makes you a cheap bastard.

Come back to me when the numbers are a little bigger, Mr. Dilweed and then we’ll talk shop.

thanks,
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