E-Dribble

I was browsing through my Akismet spam for something interesting(which very rarely happens) and actually found something that made me smile.  It was spam from a search engine optimization (SEO) company.

Here’s the spam, complete with links(don’t say I never did anything for you, Flux!)

FluxSEO the Leader in Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
http://www.FluxSEO.com has come into the world with dominating style and a unique system like no other. http://www.FluxSEO.com leverages users around the world for a system link setup similar to a bot-net we are able to reach out to the world with the most organic search results and organic traffic for our companies. Our unique visitors around the world will be viewing and using your search keywords or key phrases.

Google?s Analytics system looks for 5 things.
Direct Traffic
Returning Traffic
Organic Traffic
Back-link Traffic
Search Engine Keyword ? Key Phrase Traffic

Since we use organic IP addresses and a percentage of them are returning traffic. While they look up on the search engines for your companies keywords. Thus taking care of search traffic, direct traffic and returning traffic. Also since our of system is fueled with static and dynamic IP addresses ranging from businesses to residential allocations, you have organic traffic covered. Now that leaves one system not taken care of ? back links. Through social media venues we can pick up the much needed back linking that occurs only when it is correctly submitted through our copyrighted Site Addition Tool.
To FluxSEO, Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is has been and now is a complete science as a service. Companies offer to get you visible but none until FluxSEO could announce they could create a unlimited amount of daily organic traffic for a site.

FluxSEO
Website Cleanup (fixing errors on the site and bringing a site to WC3 Compliance)
Direct Traffic (Part of the FluxSEO Traffic Packages)
Returning Traffic (% Part of FluxSEO Traffic)
Organic Traffic (All of the Traffic from FluxSEO is Organic)
Back linked Traffic (We help create backlink traffic to a site)
Search Engine Keyword ? Key Phrase Traffic (FluxSEO system uses search engine keywords through Google, Bing, Yahoo and AOL) http://www.fluxseo.com/about-fluxseo.htmlhttp://www.fluxseo.com/tesimonals-and-statistics.html

First, let’s completely disregard the fact that a company that promises to utilize the above mentioned revolutionary methods to get your site to the top is using the same old and tired blog spam to get their site to the top.  Who cares how they do it, we just want results, right?  Well, let’s see what kind of results they get:

Search Engine Ranking Results:

Domain: fluxseo.com
Keywords: search, engine, optimization

Results:

Google:  Sorry, Your site was not within the ranks in Google™’s results (keyword:search engine optimization)

MSN: Sorry, Your site was not within the ranks in MSN™’s results (keyword:search engine optimization)

Yahoo: Sorry, Your site was not within the ranks in Yahoo™’s results (keyword:search engine optimization)

Ask: Sorry, Your site was not within the first 200 results in Ask™’s results (keyword:search engine optimization)

So let’s recap, shall we?  FluxSEO states that they will improve your search engine rankings(packages start at $500!  What a deal!)   They’re attempting to improve their site’s ranking via blog spam and finally, you can see how fantastically well their revolutionary placement services work by viewing their site’s rankings in the search engines.

So, pull out your checkbooks motherfuckers, hold on to your ass and prepare to be amazed!