Subj: URGENT ORDER
This is Bob and I will like to order ( Radial Piston )Do get back to me
with the types and cost for the ones you do carry and let me know if
there is an extra cost when using visa or master Card.Kindly get back
to me with your name Are you the sales manager or the Owner?
Mr. Wilson, although it would seem that randomly spamming email addresses in search of radial pistons is an inefficient method of acquiring some, you’ve hit the lottery.
Hello Mr. Wilson,
We happen to have just under four billion radial pistons in stock, which you MUST purchase within the next four hours. We don’t accept credit cards, however we are willing to barter for illiterate and ignorant Nigerians. The way we’ve managed to create such a store of radial pistons is by having Nigerians shipped to us in exchange for past orders, placing them on the shop floor and telling them if they work really hard, they’ll get to meet a deposed prince’s wife. They are whirling dervishes!
I look forward to your order. You now have three hours, fifty two minutes and eleven seconds.
Head Sanitation Expert