Archive for October, 2010
A group behind a phone number originating in Delaware want to make me aware of a college degree that I can receive from them within hours.
What a bunch of maroons. Everybody knows there’s three b’s in unbbbivesity.
Subj: TOYOTA CAMRY INTERNATIONAL LOTTO WINNER
From: TOYOTACN <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Reply-To: email@example.comTOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUATER)Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan .3 – 4 Kojimachi Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo 102-0083 Japan JP.We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 343-221-8756, with serial number 454-17 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 and Bonus number 12 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/ 453L /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.Due to the Recent problem related to our product we have decided to promote our new Toyota CamryЈ¬to reconfirm our stand to the recent fault in our brakes and malfunctioned parts in our product.As part of this promotional statue we select you as a beneficiary of our Toyota Camry latest edition and a sum of (usd500, 000. 00). Five Hundred Thousand Dollars Only. Which will pay to you by swift card payment system? Or in any which way you want your money to be transferred to you as you may choose.CONGRATULATIONS!!Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of US$500,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shiped to.To begin your claim, please call our claim agent or send email immediately to:-.Certificate Agent, Toyota Email Lotto.Huang lin,E-mail: – firstname.lastname@example.orgE-mail: – email@example.comPhone: +86 13430549241Fax: - +86 010 950507 / 12769906 or 010 80115555.NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, Please quote your: -1. Full name2. Address/contact number3. Country of origin4. Age5. Occupation6. Tel/fax.Sincerely,Mrs. Sarah Van DorcasHon Co-ordinator.
Martha Walker wasn’t content chopping her mom up with an axe. No, when you’re batshit crazy enough to hack up your ma, you can almost count on more stupendous acts of idiocy. While in prison for whacking mom, she hired someone to kill her husband for the insurance.
Unfortunately, it looks likes like us guys are going to have to wait for her next attempt on her hubby’s life before we can get in line to be the next lucky Mr. Walker.