E-Dribble

life’s little gems

by on Mar.26, 2011, under Humorous, Spam

A couple that didn’t really go anywhere.

From: elisabeth <elisabeth35@celebcards.com>
Subj: hi there

hi

I saw your profile on facebook and decided to write you :)
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl, email me directly at swiemboilla@hotmail.com

Quite the feat Elisabeth, seeing as how I don’t have a facebook profile.

Hi Elisabeth,

I think it’s a fantastic idea that you send me some pictures of yourself! I would especially love it if you sent one of you kissing a porpoise. That would be just too cute! If you can’t do that, then one of you fighting a ninja would suffice.

thanks,
json

I got this from a person that’s either proud of being able to abbreviate or has so many people that they want to insult, time constraints don’t allow for verbosity:

From: Bell, Lisabeth
Subj: mov

mf

From: json

sob

From: ANGEL<ausaygp@hoimel.com>
Subj: Your personals profile

Good day How are you currently doing? I enjoy most of your page.

Want to check out my exclusive photos?

Email me at remepikisteybol@hotmail.com and i am going to answer back with my private photographs.

I wasn’t going to write this one back, but to be completely honest, I’m as proud of my boobs as she is of hers.

Hello there,

I can’t thank you enough for showing me parts of your boobs.  I find them entrancing and thought it was only fair that I return the favor.


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