life’s little gems
by schwim on Mar.26, 2011, under Humorous, Spam
A couple that didn’t really go anywhere.
From: elisabeth <elisabeth35@celebcards.com>
Subj: hi therehi
I saw your profile on facebook and decided to write you
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl, email me directly at swiemboilla@hotmail.com
Quite the feat Elisabeth, seeing as how I don’t have a facebook profile.
Hi Elisabeth,
I think it’s a fantastic idea that you send me some pictures of yourself! I would especially love it if you sent one of you kissing a porpoise. That would be just too cute! If you can’t do that, then one of you fighting a ninja would suffice.
thanks,
json
I got this from a person that’s either proud of being able to abbreviate or has so many people that they want to insult, time constraints don’t allow for verbosity:
From: Bell, Lisabeth
Subj: movmf
From: json
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From: ANGEL<ausaygp@hoimel.com>
Subj: Your personals profileGood day How are you currently doing? I enjoy most of your page.
Want to check out my exclusive photos?
Email me at remepikisteybol@hotmail.com and i am going to answer back with my private photographs.
I wasn’t going to write this one back, but to be completely honest, I’m as proud of my boobs as she is of hers.
Hello there,
I can’t thank you enough for showing me parts of your boobs. I find them entrancing and thought it was only fair that I return the favor.