A couple that didn’t really go anywhere.
From: elisabeth <email@example.com>
Subj: hi there
I saw your profile on facebook and decided to write you
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me.
I am a nice pretty girl, email me directly at firstname.lastname@example.org
Quite the feat Elisabeth, seeing as how I don’t have a facebook profile.
I think it’s a fantastic idea that you send me some pictures of yourself! I would especially love it if you sent one of you kissing a porpoise. That would be just too cute! If you can’t do that, then one of you fighting a ninja would suffice.
I got this from a person that’s either proud of being able to abbreviate or has so many people that they want to insult, time constraints don’t allow for verbosity:
From: Bell, Lisabeth
Subj: Your personals profile
Good day How are you currently doing? I enjoy most of your page.
Want to check out my exclusive photos?
Email me at email@example.com and i am going to answer back with my private photographs.
I wasn’t going to write this one back, but to be completely honest, I’m as proud of my boobs as she is of hers.
I can’t thank you enough for showing me parts of your boobs. I find them entrancing and thought it was only fair that I return the favor.