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From:<dom@inbrokerage.com>
To: json

Subj: Husaburg.com domain…

Hi,

We noticed that you currently own husaberg.org (correct?). Our suggested strong keyword domain husaburg.com should help in driving organic traffic, not to mention improve SEO and solidify your branding.

We are charging a one time fee of just $199. Let us know if you would like to proceed and acquire this domain, for we are starting to reach out to other online businesses today within your same space with this same opportunity.

Thank you,
Lauren Von, CSO
Dom@inBrokerage.com
“We discreetly assist our clients in acquiring premium domains.”
P.O. Box 3662467
Dallas, TX 75207

From: json
To: dom$inbrokerage.com

Subj: RE: Husaburg.com domain…

Hi there Lauren,

I can’t thank you enough for attempting to discreetly assist me in registering a premium, albeit misspelled domain.  I just couldn’t help but point out one small issue with your offer.

If I purchase this domain from you, I will pay $199.00.  If however, I simply visit GoDaddy… well, here.  I’ll let you see for yourself:

So, I can buy the domain from you or I can buy the domain for $11.99 elsewhere.  This is one of those times when maybe you didn’t fully think this plan through in it’s entirety.  Normally, to successfully run a domain hostage service, you have to actually be holding the domain hostage.  Simply misspelling domains and offering to buy them for people can’t possibly have that great or a return.

On the off chance, however, there are people stupid enough to fall for this, I can’t help but notice that you own the inbrokerage.com domain and would like to offer you a chance to purchase theresasmallchesspiecelodgedinmyrectum.com to help improve your SEO and solidify your branding.  Please contact me if you would like me to purchase this domain for you and then turn around and mark it up 3000% but be sure to hurry because I am also offering this domain to other businesses that also work within your area of expertise.

thanks,
json
“I spend my free time pointing out the fucking ridiculous and making fun of asshats.”

From: Laura Matthews <laura.matthews@seopersona.net>
To: Schwim Dandy

Subject: let us work together

Hi,

My name is Laura Matthews and I would really love to tell you how husaberg.org
can rank even better in Google.

I’m a SEO expert working at SEO Persona and while doing
a research for some of my colleagues I found your email address and
decided to contact you immediately.

If you are interested I will be happy to send the additional information
and all the details needed to make it happen.

Thanks a lot,

Laura
SEOpersona.net

Subject: RE: let us work together

Hi there Laura,

I went ahead and searched “seo persona” for your site and just wanted to point out that my site ranks higher in the organic results for it’s primary search phrase(husaberg, third position) than your site does when searching your name(seo persona, 6th position), which got me to thinking…

If you are interested, I would love to tell you how seopersona.net can rank even better in Google.

I’m obviously even more of an SEO expert than you are and if you’re interested, I’d be happy to send you all the details needed to make this happen.

thanks,
json