Subj: Husaburg.com domain…
We noticed that you currently own husaberg.org (correct?). Our suggested strong keyword domain husaburg.com should help in driving organic traffic, not to mention improve SEO and solidify your branding.
We are charging a one time fee of just $199. Let us know if you would like to proceed and acquire this domain, for we are starting to reach out to other online businesses today within your same space with this same opportunity.
Lauren Von, CSO
“We discreetly assist our clients in acquiring premium domains.”
P.O. Box 3662467
Dallas, TX 75207
Subj: RE: Husaburg.com domain…
Hi there Lauren,
I can’t thank you enough for attempting to discreetly assist me in registering a premium, albeit misspelled domain. I just couldn’t help but point out one small issue with your offer.
If I purchase this domain from you, I will pay $199.00. If however, I simply visit GoDaddy… well, here. I’ll let you see for yourself:
So, I can buy the domain from you or I can buy the domain for $11.99 elsewhere. This is one of those times when maybe you didn’t fully think this plan through in it’s entirety. Normally, to successfully run a domain hostage service, you have to actually be holding the domain hostage. Simply misspelling domains and offering to buy them for people can’t possibly have that great or a return.
On the off chance, however, there are people stupid enough to fall for this, I can’t help but notice that you own the inbrokerage.com domain and would like to offer you a chance to purchase theresasmallchesspiecelodgedinmyrectum.com to help improve your SEO and solidify your branding. Please contact me if you would like me to purchase this domain for you and then turn around and mark it up 3000% but be sure to hurry because I am also offering this domain to other businesses that also work within your area of expertise.
“I spend my free time pointing out the fucking ridiculous and making fun of asshats.”