Tag: athiest
Like proving you’re not flammable by lighting yourself on fire.
by schwim on Jul.24, 2009, under Humorous
To prove that they’re not as dogmatic and closed minded as the religious groups that their mom made them hang out with as kids, some people have begun organizing debaptism events.
Just so we’re clear, I don’t think they’re idiots for renouncing a tenet they never believed in. I think they’re idiots for needing an organized activity to do so, regardless of whether it’s to ridicule their parents’ beliefs or because they need someone to tell them it’s ok to do it.
Jennifer Gray stated “It was a chance to laugh at the silly things I used to believe as a child. It helped me admit that it was OK to think the way I think and to not have any religious beliefs.”
If you need a guy with a blow dryer and a cracker with peanut butter to make it ok for you to not believe in God, then maybe you have larger issues than a baptism hanging over your head.
Hey Mr. Postman, look and see….
by schwim on May.19, 2009, under Miscellaneous
Some of you might remember me telling you about a bunch of Christians that decided to make money on their fellow bretheren’s beliefs that God would come down, smite the sinners and scoop up the believers, taking them up to Heaven to hang out and play volleyball.
Well, an athiest started a site concerning the same topic. Only difference was he did it as a joke but people started actually purchasing his services, so he began to take this business more seriously. Where he used to just sell t-shirts having fun at Christians’ expense, now his promise to you is that in the event that the rapture does occur, he and his band of athiests will hand deliver your letters to the people that you choose.