Tag: ballmer
Brush or comb?
by schwim on Sep.25, 2009, under Humorous
Now’s your chance, guys. Come up with a good question to ask Steve Ballmer and he will take the time to answer it!
I could post some, but I’d rather hear yours. What would you ask our good friend, Steve?
It would be different if he would hold a drink for me.
by schwim on Jul.17, 2009, under Software
Steve Ballmer has always reminded me of that quintessential loudmouthed and obnoxious asshole that seemed to always be sitting on a successful person’s coattails. The more obvious it becomes that he’s not a necessary part of the money making equation, the louder and more obnoxious he becomes.
Well, he’s still at it. For some reason, known only to God, Micrsoft feels he’s best suited to deal with public relations.
During the interview, he ridiculed Google for having two operating systems to market:
“I don’t know if Google can’t make up their mind or what the problem is over there…The last time I checked, you don’t need two client operating systems.”
Umm. Yeah.
Because Microsoft never…
Umm.
Brainlessdipshitsaywhat?
I get it though. He’s poking fun at Google because they’re coming in behind the curve, a little late to the game. They’re not the innovators. They can’t stand on their own two feet.
Not like Microsoft, that innovate and come up with fresh and hip new ideas.
How time flies
by schwim on May.01, 2009, under Software
The release date of Windows 7 was leaked; Oct 23, 2009 is the date they begin telling you that it’s the best selling operating system they’ve ever designed, regardless of whether it actually is or not. If pressed, they’ll be able to give you numbers to show this. That’s because they’ll threaten to ruin any hardware vendor that dares to ship a box with anything but 7 on it. Regardless of whether that serial number is used or not, it is a sale and thus counts towards their impressive sales numbers.
