{Hello|Hey there|Hey} {everyone|everybody|all},

{If|When} you {get|have} {an opportunity|a chance} {you|you all} {should|need to} {see|view|play} this {movie|video}. It {could|may|will} {soon|shortly} be {banned|taken down|outlawed}. {This|It is} what the {medical community|drug companies} don’t want you to {know|see|share} a cancer cure?

You see, this person, the very same one that is too stupid to operate a spam bot would like you purchase a natural cure for cancer through their Clickbank authorized referral account.

Upon visiting the site, you are are accosted with the typical reseller site seemingly created by a six year old:

Being the helpful type, I couldn’t help but notice that they neglected to use some of the more popular infomercial/shopping channel/As Seen On TV tactics that reel the suckers in:

“But wait!  Order the “Cancer Cure” now and we’ll throw in our “Cure for Syphilis”.

“Offer good only while supplies last!  After that, you’re going to just have to die!”

“Don’t take our word for it! Let’s ask this happy customer who you should note has not died of cancer!”

Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to buy into something claiming to cure cancer from a site that borrowed it’s sales tactics from QVC?

I guess it’s a moot point, seeing as how we all know that my cancer cure is the only one that works.