Tag: chinese
I thinking you all is a big retarded.
by schwim on Jun.04, 2010, under Spam
Either Chinese gold farmers need to purchase a fucking dictionary, or Blizzard has been overrun by illiterate and foreign twelve year olds:
Greetings!Recently, the problem of account invasion is getting worse and worse which cause enormous players’equipments and virtual currency stolen. This severely damages the benefits of mass players, also causes our company lose a lot of customers.Our company has to adopt some measures to safeguard our common benefits in order to strengthen the safety of mass players’accounts, and firmly resist the account to be stolen again.Through our company’s research and investigation to xxx customers,we will make the following decisions: we launch a package of updated code strengthen system and dynamic code protection card which can effectively prevent the accounts invaded. We will send this package of code protection system to players free of charge.Please open this connection: http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/secureIf your account passes the check successfully, we will send this package of dynamic code protection card to you in the form of e-mail.In 3 days after you receiving the e-mail, if you don’t submit your information, we have right to freeze your account, every player is obligated to protect the safety of the account. You must work together with us to be determined to crack down all the behaviors of destroying games.If you had already authenticator your account, please disregard this automatic notification.Regards,
What? It’s called ultimate aversion therapy.
by schwim on Aug.05, 2009, under Miscellaneous
In the beginning of last month, China began opening internet addiction rehabilitation clinics, to help the estimated 10% of Chinese teens that are “addicted” to the web.
Well, they’ve allegedly beaten one to death. While there can be no debate whether the teen is cured of his addiction, I would think that there has to be a method that doesn’t kill the patient. Unless killing them is how they planned on curing them all along, in which case I can’t imagine why they didn’t just add the rehab clinic to these guys’ route.
On the positive side, hey, they made it just over a month without killing one! That’s got to be a record for them of some kind, doesn’t it?
I thought they were smarter than us.
by schwim on Jun.03, 2009, under Humorous
The Chinese have purchased the Hummer brand from the dying hands of GM. For a country that considers itself superior to us, they sure have a funny way of showing it. The article also notes that GM will be closing the Pontiac, Saturn and Saab brands as well as 1/3 of their entire dealer network.
I have more to say about this, but it will have to wait. Mr. Obama has assigned me to the afternoon detail on the local road crew and I can’t find my God damned orange vest.
