Tag: divorce
Seven degrees of stupid.
by schwim on Jun.29, 2010, under Humorous
I’d like to take a meandering walk along various points of idiocy:
Obama and Gaga race to 1 million Facebook followers.
This could be used as a perfect reason why I neither vote nor use Facebook. I don’t know what amuses me more. The fact that people think either Obama or Gaga update their own pages or whether anyone at all thinks those numbers represent actual fans.
Hey, speaking of Facebook, If you’re getting divorced, you’d better hope you’re not sharing too much. Who thought that this network that allowed you share every single detail of your life with people you don’t know could have been used against you? Frankly, I’m shocked.
Hey, speaking of divorce, if you’re a woman and you unsuccessfully attempt to murder your husband, not all is lost. You can then divorce him and get half his shit. I have been well trained since childhood to know that I am supposed to apologize for being both white and male, but this might be going a little far. Giving half of my stuff to someone after they fail at trying to kill me seems as if I’m awarding a consolation prize for their incompetence.
If I got mad enough to kill her, would they give me the stuff back?
