Tag: dumbass
He’s a salty dog.
by schwim on Sep.11, 2009, under Humorous
We all have moments where we see the young whippersnappers taking the easy way out and without fail, we all eventually have a moment of weakness where we lash out, regaling them with stories of how we used to do things.
The cop in this article will use this experience to tell all those younguns how they used to have to use pepper spray to subdue a 61 year old woman for driving a car with tint that was too dark because they didn’t have tazers in the old days.
That’s some fine police work there, Lou.
Cleanup on aisle 5.
by schwim on Aug.12, 2009, under Miscellaneous
Just in case you ever doubted that karma is sometimes paying attention: Man killed by shards of glass after throwing woman through window.
He truly works in mysterious ways
by schwim on Jul.11, 2008, under Humorous
Matt Lincoln of Knoxville, TN asked asked God for a “real experience” while praying at his church. He then got so filled with the spirit of God that he promptly passed out.
This is a miracle. He asked for proof of God’s existence and he got it. Matt has singlehandedly nullified all arguments against the existence of a higher power. What’s he going to do now? Write a book? Begin a speaking circuit? Start his own church? A television show perhaps?
None of these things, actually. Matt is suing the Lakewind church for $2.5 million, citing lost work, medical bills and pain & suffering. He states that someone should have caught him, since during previous possessions by the Holy Spirit, the congregation had always been there for him.
If God made man in his own image, we had all better get good attorneys in preparation of the second coming.
419: Count me in!!!
by schwim on Jul.07, 2008, under Spam
My latest 419 afficianado writes:
Subject: Attention!!!
From: Mr.Peter T S Wong <info@tws.com.hk>
Reply-To: mr_peter_wongts01@hotmail.comLet me start by introducing myself. I am Mr.Peter T S Wong director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd in Hong Kong.I have an obscured business suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war one of our client Colonel Sadiq Uday who was with the Iraqi forces and also businessman made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of One hundred and twenty five million, seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S dollars only in my branch.
