E-Dribble

For those of you that think I take liberties to sensationalize and expand upon actual stories of incompetence, I will simply quote the opening of the article:

One day after officers received Tasers this week, two of them were patting out the flames on Daniel Wood, a 31-year-old homeless man who reportedly had been inhaling a chemical from a spray can to get high.

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Say you and your eight best buds want to commit arson and burn down a building.  How do you go about doing it without getting caught?

First off, Never video tape it.  That’s just asking for trouble.

If you video tape it, make sure that you don’t post it to Youtube.

If you do post it to Youtube, do not, under any circumstances, place credits at the end of the video, listing all of the people involved in the crime.

These people should have talked to me before burning down a building.