E-Dribble » how-to http://www.infosprite.com vaccuum packed mindless ramblings Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:23:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Oh, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. http://www.infosprite.com/2010/02/02/oh-i-dont-think-thats-going-to-be-a-problem/ http://www.infosprite.com/2010/02/02/oh-i-dont-think-thats-going-to-be-a-problem/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:04:14 +0000 schwim http://www.infosprite.com/?p=786 The fact that the author thought instructions on how to fall 35,000 feet and live was a feasible how-to article is kind of funny.  It pales in comparison however, to this little tid-bit of info buried inside:

Then, if a feet-first entry is inevitable, the most important piece of advice, for reasons both unmentionable and easily understood, is to clench your butt.

Mental note:  The next time I’m thrust out of a commercial airliner at cruising altitude, I absolutely must remember to put my reading material aside, pull my earphones and clench my asshole tightly at the end of the fall.

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