Tag: loser
Ooh! I want to do my part to help!
by schwim on Nov.30, 2009, under Humorous
I’m slacking, I know. It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. I’ve laid block, torn whole exterior walls out and replaced them with windows. Oh, and I spent four days at my in-law’s for Thanksgiving. That’ll curb your productivity. All this time, the Christmas deadline has been looming over my head so you can imagine how it hurts me to let the more fantastic articles and spam fly by without putting finger to keyboard.
This, though…. this I just couldn’t let go by without doing my part. “Twitter is the most used word of 2009″.
Imagine how she would have reacted if it had been painted.
by schwim on Nov.10, 2009, under Miscellaneous
While sitting here tying my shoes(well, operating the velcro, with my dexterity and problem-solving aptitude, replacing laces with velcro saved me hours a day), I got an email from one of my three followers on the blog asking where the hell I have been. I must apologize to all three of the readers as well as the scores of visitors that found this site while searching “how to administer a suppository”(the third most popular search query). You see, I promised my wife that she would have a finished living room to celebrate Christmas in.
I speak, of course, of the living room that I completely demolished over a year ago, while converting our loft layout into something more usable. If you think I feel bad about it taking a year, imagine how bad I feel at the demolished bathroom that has existed for over four.
