Tag: police
Set phasers to “Flambé”
by schwim on Aug.22, 2009, under Humorous
For those of you that think I take liberties to sensationalize and expand upon actual stories of incompetence, I will simply quote the opening of the article:
It looked like she was packing to me.
by schwim on Aug.13, 2009, under Humorous
Another fantastic video of fine work by a community servant, I offer to you this video. Please enjoy and if you come across one of our finest, be sure to thank them for their stellar and selfless service.
You will respect my authoritay!
by schwim on Aug.12, 2009, under Humorous
What do you do if a 76 year old man navigating an antique tractor in the town parade can’t stop in time and hits the patrol car you pulled into his path? Well, if you’re a member of the Cheyenne, WY police force, it seems that the appropriate action is to taze the belligerent fucker.
Risking his well being for your safety.
by schwim on Aug.04, 2009, under Humorous
Berrien Springs police officer Ryan Venno fell off of a bridge while positioning himself to target passing motorists with a radar gun. His police chief stated:
We’ll definitely make sure officers don’t take positions like that in the future. But again, he was trying to find the best place out of sight, non-conspicuous to motorists coming through, …
Which clears the air for anyone thinking otherwise. He was trying to find an inconspicuous space, not to increase the revenue generated by the speed trap, but to protect you.
He did it for you, man.
