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I just want to be clear on this. I think slightly less of you after I find out that you have a Facebook account.  I just can’t fathom what caused you to overlook every flag that was raised while storing your personal information with a site that was created by a juvenile with anger management issues and a God complex.  I can understand you missing some of them, but all?  I find it unfathomable.

I honestly don’t know why I try, nonetheless for the few of you that aren’t the lobotomized retards giving away all of their personal information by both handfuls, but instead someone that just had a moment of complete stupidity and created an account while in a fugue:

Facebook retroactively decides to give away yet more of your personal information.

To summarize, information that at one time was explicitly protected by an earlier version of their privacy policy is now being shared with no way for the sucker to opt out. (continue reading…)

I often find comments in the spam section from people that are a few IQ points shy of a retard.  This one, however, elicits a giggle.  First, the comment:

{Hello|Hey there|Hey} {everyone|everybody|all},

{If|When} you {get|have} {an opportunity|a chance} {you|you all} {should|need to} {see|view|play} this {movie|video}. It {could|may|will} {soon|shortly} be {banned|taken down|outlawed}. {This|It is} what the {medical community|drug companies} don’t want you to {know|see|share} a cancer cure?

You see, this person, the very same one that is too stupid to operate a spam bot would like you purchase a natural cure for cancer through their Clickbank authorized referral account.

Upon visiting the site, you are are accosted with the typical reseller site seemingly created by a six year old:

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It seems that even spamming has it’s rejects. I let this one through because it was just too good to pass up:

# Norma Says:

June 17th, 2009 at 3:50 pm e

{Nice|Solid|Respectable|Precise|Good |Fine|Decent|Pleasant|Meticulous|Skillful} {post|article}! Can I {ask|inquire} if adsense does any good for this niche? {I’m|I am} thinking about a {blog|site|website} in this {niche|area}, but am not sure if anyone is {actually|really} making mony online anymore

# schwim Says:

June 17th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

{Greetings|Hello|Howdy|Hola} Nora, and thanks so much for your {complimentary|heartfelt|polite} comment.

Since you’re a spamming {fuck|piece of shit|loser} that’s too {stupid|incompetent|clueless|moronic} to properly {set up|configure} your spambot, I really don’t think I need to bother with a thoughtful response, so I took this time to {mock|fuck with|ridicule|poke fun at} you. Hope you {don’t mind|die in a fire}.

Look, I just don’t have the wherewhithall to draft a witty response, so I was checking the askimet spam queue in hopes of some comedy gold that I didn’t have to contribute to.  I am so glad that I looked.  Take these two nuggets of asshatedness as my gift to you.  I give you retards of spam.

to: Admin – If You want to delete your site from my spam list, please sent url of your domain to my e-mail: stopspam@mail.net
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Wow, I can get my site deleted from their spam list!  Spammers have gotten so much more courteous over the years.  I can only imagine all the employees working diligently at their cubicles removing sites from their spam list.

I bet they farm the work out to India.

Attention All Site Owners: The following website openly promotes unfair tactics to gain high ranking in search engines! retardswithgooglefordummies.com Their members use dark art scripts free of charge. Those people are ruining the web! AVOID them at all costs!

Did you hear that guys?  DO NOT VISIT THAT SITE!  ALTHOUGH THEY WILL ROCKET YOUR DOMAIN TO THE TOP OF GOOGLE WITHIN SECONDS, THEY WILL DO IT WITH WIZARDRY, UP TO AND INCLUDING POINTY HATS AND WANDS!

Sam Walton would probably roll over in his coffin if it weren’t stuffed to the gills with money.

On Black Friday, a Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death and a pregnant woman was driven to a miscarriage after a mob of hundreds broke the doors to get a chance to buy tampons and motor oil on the cheap.

Now, I’ve got to be honest here. As whole single entity, I don’t think much of the United States citizen. A very large percentage are fat, lazy, uneducated cry-babies with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Taking into account my  low opinion of the American citizen, you shouldn’t view this as a post concerning my surprise at this, just see it as a confirmation of my suspicions.

There’s no point in laying blame.  Every group or person that was part of this event did something they shouldn’t have done.  WalMart has put money over human life since Sam took a dirt nap. We’ve already established that the average consumer is a complete fucktard that can’t be trusted to value human life over discount suppositories.  Finally, I would have to say that if you’re making minimum wage working for a company that has made it’s billions exploiting the people inhabiting the globe, it’s probably not worth it to risk your life creating a human shield to block hundreds of previously established morons chanting “break down the doors”.

Target customers would have never stooped to this mentality.

Subject: JOB OFFER
From: AMAX OIL & GAS INC <info@Amax.com>

Reply-To: amamaxoil02@gmail.com

AMAX OIL & GAS INC wrote:

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
AMAX OIL & GAS INC
Level 36, Tower 2
PETRONAS Twin Towers
Kuala Lumpur City Centre
50088 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
MALAYSIA
Tel: +60 14645 8330

ATTN: APPLICANT

INTERNATIONAL EXPATRIATE OFFICIAL JOB ONLINE INTERVIEW

Your name has been shortlisted/Choosen among the Lucky expatriates who
submitted the CV to the MALAYSIA ONLINE JOB ,before we will issue you

the
Success Letter and the Contract Document You have to fill the following
informations and send it back to us
Via-Email: amamaxoil02@gmail.com  

Full Names

City:

State:

Country:

Zipcode:

Sex:

Phone:

AGE:

MARITAL STATUS:

Get back to me as soon as possible.

Bar.Abdul Mohammed,
Head of Recruitment Service.
AMAX OIL & GAS INC(Sarawak

FROM THE DESK OF YOUR RECIPIENT

You are a fucking retard.

thanks,

json

Hewlett-Packard, in an effort to green up their business practices, have employed a new method of packaging. Their thought process is obviously that if they use up all of the paper products in the world, then we shall all be forced to use alternative materials that make less of an impact on mother earth. Genius, if you ask me.

Breaking from my modus operandi, I’d like to share a couple thoughts on the matter. Normally, I’d give it a miss, because half of you already know that what I’m saying is true and the other half is mistaken, but I’ve sat still for the fanatics on both sides long enough to deserve stating the completely obvious.

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Everyone gets a hug after completing the parking portion of the contest.

Found this today when coming out from the Ingles. For those that can’t tell, it’s a dually crew cab parked at a 30 degree angle in a handicap parking spot.

I’m posting this simply because we’ve got to spread awareness for those poor souls whose handicap involves mental retardation.  Say it with me folks, “Larger handicap spots for the retards!”

Park, Forrest, park!