I honestly don’t know why I try, nonetheless for the few of you that aren’t the lobotomized retards giving away all of their personal information by both handfuls, but instead someone that just had a moment of complete stupidity and created an account while in a fugue:

Facebook retroactively decides to give away yet more of your personal information.

To summarize, information that at one time was explicitly protected by an earlier version of their privacy policy is now being shared with no way for the sucker to opt out.

I really have no reason to feel outrage, since I, as previously stated, was smart enough to see Facebook for the useless waste of web space that it is. I do, however, wonder what in the hell drives people to not care that they’re being used for a quick buck.  They’re like information whores, getting nothing more than a lame ass flash game and connections with people they hoped to never talk to again in return for all their personal information.

I’d continue, but I need to go update my status for the kid that used to beat my ass in elementary school, my ex-wife and that dude that always asked for a cigarette in my squad.

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You see, this person, the very same one that is too stupid to operate a spam bot would like you purchase a natural cure for cancer through their Clickbank authorized referral account.

Upon visiting the site, you are are accosted with the typical reseller site seemingly created by a six year old:

Being the helpful type, I couldn’t help but notice that they neglected to use some of the more popular infomercial/shopping channel/As Seen On TV tactics that reel the suckers in:

“But wait!  Order the “Cancer Cure” now and we’ll throw in our “Cure for Syphilis”.

“Offer good only while supplies last!  After that, you’re going to just have to die!”

“Don’t take our word for it! Let’s ask this happy customer who you should note has not died of cancer!”

Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to buy into something claiming to cure cancer from a site that borrowed it’s sales tactics from QVC?

I guess it’s a moot point, seeing as how we all know that my cancer cure is the only one that works.

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Wow, I can get my site deleted from their spam list!  Spammers have gotten so much more courteous over the years.  I can only imagine all the employees working diligently at their cubicles removing sites from their spam list.

I bet they farm the work out to India.

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On Black Friday, a Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death and a pregnant woman was driven to a miscarriage after a mob of hundreds broke the doors to get a chance to buy tampons and motor oil on the cheap.

Now, I’ve got to be honest here. As whole single entity, I don’t think much of the United States citizen. A very large percentage are fat, lazy, uneducated cry-babies with a misplaced sense of entitlement. Taking into account my  low opinion of the American citizen, you shouldn’t view this as a post concerning my surprise at this, just see it as a confirmation of my suspicions.

There’s no point in laying blame.  Every group or person that was part of this event did something they shouldn’t have done.  WalMart has put money over human life since Sam took a dirt nap. We’ve already established that the average consumer is a complete fucktard that can’t be trusted to value human life over discount suppositories.  Finally, I would have to say that if you’re making minimum wage working for a company that has made it’s billions exploiting the people inhabiting the globe, it’s probably not worth it to risk your life creating a human shield to block hundreds of previously established morons chanting “break down the doors”.

Target customers would have never stooped to this mentality.

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Breaking from my modus operandi, I’d like to share a couple thoughts on the matter. Normally, I’d give it a miss, because half of you already know that what I’m saying is true and the other half is mistaken, but I’ve sat still for the fanatics on both sides long enough to deserve stating the completely obvious.

Living green is good. Not because the earth is going to fall out of orbit if you continue using disposable razors and aerosol cans. Not because there’s an Indian at the tree line that sheds a tear when you drop your empties on the ground and not because the batshit crazy bastards at Sierra Club say so. It’s good because it’s an easy way to not have to live in a cesspool of crap. There really is no argument that living responsibly can be bad. The argument is in regards to how clean you have to live. This is where it all falls apart.

You’re not going to destroy the earth. In fact, you’re either an egotist, a retard or a higher ranking Sierra Club member if you think it’s even remotely possible. At best, you can exterminate the human race. After this of course, the earth will simply reclaim it’s real estate. It’s very simple. What did you think would happen? It would snap in half and plummet out past Pluto?

Any attempts to live with a small environmental footprint benefits us as a global community. For instance, living this way would mean we wouldn’t have to tell half of a population not to drive their car and move businesses and factories simply so people don’t come down with black lung. We’ve become such a wasteful society that someone unfortunately has to take the hit and be fanatical about it, lest I should get completely covered up by the crap that you are generating.

The lipstick environmentalists do nothing to help the cause. While Al Gore is telling you about “an Inconvenient Truth”, he’s spending more money a year on utilities at his home in Tennessee than I spend on a family vehicle. His rebuttal? He’s buying carbon credits and using “green energy”. Herein lies the problem. Al Gore doesn’t want to use less energy to power and heat his 20 room/8 bathroom estate. His options? Donate money to services that attempt to protect the earth from people’s excessive living habits, which in turn allows him to live excessively. All better, right? This is your government at work.

During my drives through the national forest nearby, I’ve found impromptu dumping grounds that the locals use because it’s just too hard to go the extra 10 miles to the dump. Twice, I’ve found piles of trash around “No Dumping” signs, which I guess is the locals’ brand of humor. They’re pigs and they’re just as useless and disgusting as Al Gore, the builder of internets. The fanatics are the only ones willing to try to stop it, so we have to put up with commercials and advertisements that attempt to brainwash. When buying “Fine Home Building”, I have to read on average two articles per issue that tell you how to build “green” by using cavity insulation made from used toilet tissue and load bearing beams made from old diapers so you can make a small environmental impact with your McMansion. Nobody seems to mention building a smaller house or buying a house already built.

The solution to this is simply living sensibly. I know it’s cool to drive a car that runs on bottle caps or gum wrappers, but it’s really not necessary.

I just hope people realize it before the earth bursts into flames.

Found this today when coming out from the Ingles. For those that can’t tell, it’s a dually crew cab parked at a 30 degree angle in a handicap parking spot.

I’m posting this simply because we’ve got to spread awareness for those poor souls whose handicap involves mental retardation.  Say it with me folks, “Larger handicap spots for the retards!”

Park, Forrest, park!