Tag: seo
Well, they say that any advertising is good advertising.
by schwim on Jun.17, 2010, under Humorous, Spam
I was browsing through my Akismet spam for something interesting(which very rarely happens) and actually found something that made me smile. It was spam from a search engine optimization (SEO) company.
Here’s the spam, complete with links(don’t say I never did anything for you, Flux!)
I eagerly await his reply.
by schwim on May.17, 2010, under Spam
I received this via a contact form on one of my sites:
Here’s a submission for you:
User: Justin Madrid
Name: Justin Madrid
Email: justinmadrid72@gmail.com
Comment:
Promotion of your website
We strongly believe that we have an excellent opportunity to increase the number
of visitors to your website through our white-hat SEO services. Please simply reply
to this message and we will be delighted to send you further information.
Although his offer is almost too good to be refused, I believe I may have outdone him.
Hi Justin,
I strongly believe you are a spamming piece of shit. Please simply reply to this message with your precise location(either proper address or GPS coordinates) and I would be delighted to come find you, pull your bottom lip completely over your head and cockpunch you until both of your testicles are the size of weather balloons.
thanks,
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I’ve been practicing on cantaloupes.
