Tag: verizon
There’s children in third world countries with no cell signal.
by schwim on Dec.21, 2009, under Miscellaneous
My main man, the Obamanator, in an effort put the government in charge of absolutely everything assembled a shock-troop in charge of people that sell you cellular phones. Well, those guys are wondering why Verizon doubled their cancellation fee for data phone contracts.
Verizon’s response? Well, they doubled the fee so the poor unwashed mobs of the world can afford to get the same incredible service that Verizon provides to the rich bastards that pay the ETF(early termination fee).
We also accept e-checks as payment.
by schwim on May.24, 2009, under Humorous
Here’s the scenario:
An obiviously mentally unstable dude starts freaking out and destroying his house. The cops are called but before they can get there, he grabs a few bottles of pills and runs of into the night, obviously intending to do himself in.
The S.O. arrives and someone having a stroke of genius suggests that they track the man via his cell phone.
Only problem? He’s a little behind on his bill. No problem, right? The sheriff calls Verizon to activate the phone just long enough to find and save this troubled man’s life.
